The Lighter Side of Snoring (Halloween Edition)

So you live with a snorer, or you are the snorer. We spend a lot of time educating you on the ills and downfalls of apnea, an actual condition that requires medical assistance, and we lighten things up with the importance of not snore shaming your partner (we are all human), but until our mask gets to your house, let’s look on how to embrace your snoring.


It’s Halloween and your sleep depravity might just serve you well in these ways!


Skip the Makeup


With those natural black circles under your eyes, think of the money you will save in face paint! Hollywood artists spend hours in trailers trying to replicate the look you have naturally every morning!




Record the sounds coming out of your house in the dead of night and play them back on repeat on your front porch. The kids in the neighborhood will be talking about your house for years and balls hit over your fence will go un-retrieved for fear of disturbing the bear that lives within.




On Halloween night just put on some tattered clothes and perhaps a chain around your neck to answer the door. The trick-or-treaters will be spooked to hear you dragging your feet (from being tired) to the door then opening it with your eyes naturally rolled back in your head. How long has it been since you slept well? It shows!


Natural Anger


Any other day your quick temper might be an issue, but tonight it is an asset! Just put in a set of fake fangs and every little thing that sets you off can be considered part of your character.


Seriously though, on November 1st the snoring in your house is back to being an issue! Don’t worry we can help!